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These are things I've
written, and that you're going to read. If you don't read them...well, let's
just say you should read them. I mean, they suck, but if you read them, the
voices in my head won't tell me to eat your children or anything.
The newest things should be
up top, with the exception of things that were on the old site, too. They're all
clumped at the bottom.
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Some day, Harry...some day... |
You can guess what this is. |
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Ooooh, I didn't write this...
Author: Liz Carter |
Okay, this is something a reader submitted...it was written
by the reader's sister...so I'm not really sure how to classify it.
I liked it. Maybe you'll like it. A bit artsy, but hey,
whaddayagonnado. |
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Everything below
here, this is old stuff that I wrote before the site layout changed. There
is no date on any of it, I can't be blamed for it not being in the correct
category, and if any of the serials are revived, I'll move them up out of
here and into the live section up above. Delight in my former retardedness
in the same way you revel in my more current retardedness. |
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MY CONTEST! |
Yeah, I had a
contest. Still open, sadly enough. Go on, enter it. |
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Interview with P1ayb0y |
My interview with
an unnamed publication. Really quite lame, in retrospect. Included only for
the sake of making it seem like I have done more than I really have. |
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I hate Harry |
My misdirected
rage. |
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Harvey 1 |
This is the first
(and only) chapter of a longer work I contemplated. Somehow it fizzled out.
Didn't see that one coming... |
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Dystopia |
My global vision. |
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Chapter 1
Chapter 2 |
These two things
are the first two chapters of an obviously unfinished serial I had started,
The Unauthorized Autobiography of Alias J. Pseudonym. |
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Cruel to be kind |
This piece is a
little rough around the edges, but a gem nonetheless. |
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Billy Bob |
Oh, the
memories... |
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I hate hippies |
Still as relevant
as the day I vomited it. |
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Untitled story |
This is a story.
It seems to have no title. I made it out of pasta and Elmer's glue! Put it
on your fridge. Bitch. |
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I have no idea what this is... |
The link says it
all... |
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Something
To Do |
It's later! This is a revised
version of the same story. Unfortunately, revision did nothing to remove the
stench of shitty writing that haunts this piece. |
| Something
To Do |
This is a thing I wrote a
long time ago, and a couple of folks thought it was passable. There is also
a newer version of it that I need to put up later (it went through revision
in a class at 'school'). |
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