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Something to do. Actually, nothing to do.
Walking is less a mode of transportation than a pastime. Past empty storefronts,
past empty people, in a direction that doesn’t matter. Toward home, or at least
toward a warm hole in a warm building. The significance of the signs and posters
and marquis lost on him, words floating undeciphered past his uncaring ears,
Larry trudged down the cement sidewalk. He was wading in a thick soup, walking
blind. The heat from the ground rose through his shoes, into his feet. He didn’t
really notice.
The crowd on the sidewalk opened, parting around him. Maybe it was the smell.
Maybe they could sense that this was not a person who wanted to be close to
anything, anyone. Larry had a clear view of the surrounding cracks and canyons
etched into the otherwise smooth path paralleling the street. Other people on
the same path could see only neighboring shoulders and bobbing heads.
Left, off the beaten path. The turn led him onto a less crowded piece of
sidewalk, and a little closer to his destination. He neared the record store
across the street from his building. Its existence broke through his veil of
nothing, impinging upon his consciousness. He stopped in front of the façade, a
few feet from the door. A young man, more of an old boy, ran into Larry,
surprised by his sudden stop. Larry turned, looked at the boy, tried a smile.
Larry’s face was a giant shrugging into a child’s jacket. Smiles had never fit
on that craggy surface. The boy grimaced in disgust, “Fuckin’ homo,” dodging
around him and into the store. Larry turned back to the storefront, gazed
through the dusty window at the people pawing plastic inside.
Empty people, so desperate for a message that they’re willing to pay for one,
and to hell with what it says. They are so devoid of content, lacking in
direction or purpose, that they have to buy it. Why? Who needs a message? Not
me, that’s who. Hidden purpose printed on a plastic disc, circular thoughts
borrowed from other circular thoughts, spiraling out to the end. What happens
when they hit the end? Play it again! Idiots. Can’t think for themselves. Work,
steal, beg, to surrender the product for shrink-wrapped revelations.
Larry remembered that he was smiling, stopped. Remembered that he wasn’t
walking, started. It was only half a block to the entrance to his building from
the record store. He walked slowly, examining the macadam, searching for
inconsistencies, for ants to examine, for spots of gum to step around. A few
feet from the lobby door of his building he saw a bum sleeping against the
stairs leading up to the entrance. The man was old, his white and gray and
yellow beard hairs searching downward to his bare chest, meeting their relatives
there. The man’s greasy head had turned red in the now-horizontal rays of the
sun. An empty glass bottle encased in a molded paper bag lay by the man’s feet,
giving evidence to the source of the pool of vomit nearby.
A pressure in Larry’s bladder came to the fore of his consciousness. A cruel,
distant relative of a grin widened his mouth, narrowed his eyes. He unzipped his
pants, relieved himself on the face of the bum.
Probably improve the smell. Nothing like a hot shower, eh wino old boy?
Larry shook himself off, dribbling the last across the man’s pants, the only
article of clothing he had seen fit to cover himself with. His pants zipped, his
unit stashed away for safekeeping, Larry departed the scene, heading for home.
Blindly up the stairs, through the front door, into the elevator. Larry’s mind
was once again empty. He saw the dull green of the carpet in the hallways and
elevator. The green gradually spread across his vision, becoming the only thing
he saw. His hands and feet and legs receded from his consciousness, and the
green was all there was. After a while, he couldn’t tell how long, the green
faded to a translucent pea colored screen through which he could see his living
room. He discovered he was sitting on the couch. In front of him was what used
to be a television. Now it was a planter, a pot of dead sticks inside. He had
smashed out the tube of the television some time ago after deciding that nothing
worth looking at ever flashed about on it. He put some purple flowers in there
instead, and promptly forgot to water them. He found the dead sticks more
beautiful anyway. They made more sense than the flowers did.
The violets were a struggle against nature, pushing and pulling and shoving dirt
around. Stupid plants. They didn’t know that they didn’t have a chance. Those
sticks, they have the idea. That’s nature. People don’t know nature. That’s
nature. Naturally dead sticks, sitting naturally still, not changing, not
changing anything else. Static nature.
He turned his head, the green still fading, flickering in and out, toward the
kitchen. Getting up, he muttered, “Hey puss ol’ cat ol’ puss. Gotta eat. Cat’s
gotta eat too, man.” He pulled out a box of cat food from a cabinet under the
kitchen sink. Turning, the box upended, he aimed the stream of falling kibbles
at a pile on the floor. The cat bowl was unseen under a giant cone of 9-shaped
bits of liver-flavored and fish-flavored food. The pile was old-dead-grey on
bottom, transitioning gradually to fresh-tasty-brown-green at about mid-shin.
After adding a little to the top of the pile, Larry replaced the cat food box,
and turned to the cat. “What’s up puss? You should eat more; you’re getting a
little thin there.”
The cat’s deflated, sunken eyes stared at the ceiling, at nothing in particular.
They hadn’t blinked in months. Its back legs splayed on top of the microwave,
where it had liked to sleep, its front paws curled forever over the front of the
machine, which was just as dead. Larry knew the cat was dead. He thought it was
better that way. It was certainly happier. It also saved him the bother of
cleaning the cat litter box. He had forgotten to stop feeding the cat, though.
Larry stared at his cat for a little while longer, contemplated its beauty.
Looked at the pile of food at the floor. Said “Oh.” Shrugged. Returned to the
couch. The couch was where Larry spent most of his time these days. The rest of
the apartment didn’t really matter. All it was for was sleeping, and the couch
worked as well as the bed. Even better, the couch was closer to the door. He
hadn’t seen his bed in weeks.
After a few minutes or an hour, the phone rang. The windows were black. There
was no noise coming from outside. He answered the phone.
“Hello?”
A nasal voice answered from a million miles away down the street, “Hello Mr.
Lawrence, this is Margaret Flemming from First National. I was just calling to
confirm a rather large withdrawal by wire from your account. It didn’t fit with
your spending pattern, so the computer flagged it.”
“Oh? I wonder what that is. How much was it for?”
“Um…” Ms. Flemming was obviously uncomfortable with the fact that Larry didn’t
know of the transaction. Her worry translated into increasingly nasal tones. “It
was for two million dollars to a bank account in Switzerland. The destination
account is anonymous. Am I to understand that you don’t know about this
transaction?”
“No, but that’s okay. Cat’s gotta eat too.”
“Excuse me?”
Larry said a little louder, “I said, ‘Cat’s gotta eat too.’ It’s all right, Mrs.
Banklady. I don’t have a problem with it if you don’t. So, that’s okay then. You
can go home to your house and go to sleep and do what people do, now, I suppose.
Good night then.”
“Mr. Lawrence, this transaction is for two million dollars, don’t you thi-“ She
was cut off by the phone being hung up. Larry smiled. Somebody was going to have
a good time with all that money. Larry hoped distantly that whoever got the
money enjoyed it, found some reason for it, understood it. He certainly didn’t.
The smile he was smiling suddenly felt greasy, false, bizarre. It didn’t fit. He
let it slide off. He suddenly felt extremely self-conscious, as if everybody was
looking at him, judging him. Nobody was there to see him. He felt their eyes on
him. Everything turned green.
He fell asleep after a while. He dreamed of green and black swirling, pulsing.
Animals that changed shape obscenely, amorphous beings of purple and green, dead
sticks. Everything was dead sticks, it just didn’t know it yet. His dreams were
of perverted nature, his desire to regress to natural states became his
frustration. Nothing would bend to his will. His futility bore down on him, made
him try harder. The harder he tried, the more unnatural everything became.
Things grew, spread, and died, but not before causing more chaos, spawning new
growth, perverting Larry’s natural sleep with parodies of life.
Larry’s teeth were grit together, hard. The cracks and fine lines in them spoke
of previous nights full of similar abuse. Sweat percolated through his skin,
rolled down a coat of grease that had formed on his forehead, pooled in his
eyes, on his lips, on his shirt. He had fallen asleep in his clothing, a
ludicrous parody of an Armani suit, the lap of his pants stained, the once-white
shirt now a fabulous urine-yellow. His gray tie wasn’t so much a tie, but a
napkin attached to his neck, replete with evidence of the past week’s meals.
Here, witness the mustardy remnants of a mustard sandwich. There, the grainy
remains of a cream-of-wheat banquet dinner. At the end of the tie was a dark,
stiff triangle: a storage area for his occasional sessions of self-pleasure. He
was missing one lapel, and the other was festooned with buttons and stickers he
had collected from various places. He didn’t know what any of them said. The
missing lapel had been surgically removed with a pair of gardening shears when a
nosebleed had stained it. He couldn’t stand being that dirty. He was left with a
jagged flap hanging on his right side, complementing the garden of plastic and
tin on the left.
His eyes popped open at the sound of somebody opening his apartment door. The
couch was next to the door, along the same wall. Larry’s head rested on the arm
farther from the door. He watched as the doorknob rattled, rattled, made a
slight popping sound, rattled once again, and finally was silent as the door
swung silently open. A blade of light from the hallway sliced Larry’s face in
half, one side black, one side yellow-green. A dark, backlit figure crept into
the apartment, swung slowly, and closed the door behind.
Larry said “Hi.”
The figure spun around to face Larry in the now-dark apartment. Two arms
stretched out in front, meeting at the ends, holding something pointed at Larry.
It was a gun. It was shaking, the tip twitching erratically with the movements
of the arms it sprouted from. “O-Okay now. You just shut up and don’t move. I’m
‘a turn on this light. You fuckin’ move, I’ll fuckin’ shoot your stupid ass,
okay? Okay?” The figure’s voice, now betraying the figure as a man, was shaking,
squeaking somewhat despite its deep quality.
Larry said “Okay. Switch is right there.” The light popped on. Larry raised his
hand to his forehead and gave a little salute to the man standing before him.
“Howya doing?”
“L-listen, just shut up. Where is your money and shit man?” The voice was a
little sturdier. The man’s eyes weren’t. They were wild, wide-open. He was
obviously terrified. The gun he was holding was a rusted and ancient .45
revolver. Larry didn’t know anything about guns, but the barrel looked huge, so
he figured it was a .45, and it was a revolver because it had a revolving part
in the back.
“You’re lucky you got in here. There’s a big electric lock on the main doors.
How’d you get by it?” Larry was genuinely curious. He himself had often
forgotten the passcode for the door, and had waited until another resident of
the building had come, and entered behind whoever it was. He realized that this
was probably how the intruder had gotten in. “Oh, I know. Never mind. Say, you
look hungry. You want something to eat? I’ve got cat food.”
“SHUT UP! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! Whatever else you got too! Come on!”
Larry frowned. It suited him. “I haven’t got any money here. I don’t even have
anything worth giving you. You can look around though. Take what you want. Oh! I
have a really nice toilet brush! I bought it last week, when I plugged up the
toilet. I couldn’t find any plungers at the grocery store, but I found a brush,
and what the hey, it works just as well, you know? So I just bought that. But I
didn’t have to use it. When I came home, the toilet flushed just fine! You never
can tell when you’re dealing with poo. So yeah, you can have that.”
“I’m not fucking around here, man. If you don’t hurry up I’m going to fucking
shoot your stupid ass.” The man was less scared, but obviously confused.
“Oh, hey, I believe you. But look around here. Do you really think there’s much
here worth taking? I had four thousand dollars here a couple days ago, but then
I paid the rent with it. You just missed out.”
The intruder looked around, really seeing the place for the first time. There
were food wrappers all over the floor. The rugs and linoleum floor were stained
and dirty. He saw the cat, the pile of 9-Lives. Then he saw Larry. Larry was
filthy. “What the hell is wrong with you man? Are you fucking nuts? This place
costs you four thousand dollars a month, and you live like a fucking bum?”
Larry decided to be amiable. “Say, what’s your name? And you really do look
hungry. I was just joking about the cat food. I have some pretty decent food in
the fridge. Lots of mustard.”
“Look, asshole, this isn’t funny. You gotta have somethi-“ The phone rang,
cutting him off. The only phone in the apartment was right next to the couch, on
a little table by the door. The man looked at the phone briefly, saw the
caller-ID. It said ‘Brownstone Security.’ The apartment complex was called
Brownstone Manner. It wasn’t a manner. It was a concrete cubes separated by a
couple feet of rock and rebar, soundproofed for your noisemaking pleasure.
“What’s Brownstone Security?”
“Oh, that’s the building security people. They probably saw you come in on the
camera. If I don’t answer, they have to come up here. I’d better tell them
everything’s okay.”
The phone rang twice more before the man said “Okay, listen, okay, you just pick
up the phone and say everything is cool. If you say one fucking thing about me,
I’ll fucking shoot you. Okay? Just say it’s cool. Okay?”
“I said I would already.” Larry sat up on the couch, picked up the phone, said
conversationally, “Hi…No, everything is okay up here. Yeah. Oh, I will. No, he
sounds dangerous, coming in here without entering a passcode. Wow, he was
wearing black you say? How dare he. Okay. Bye now.”
The man looked relieved. Some of the twitch had gone out of the gun. It was more
still. Larry liked that. “Say, why don’t you have a seat? That recliner over
there? It’s a La-Z-Boy. Its real comfortable. What’s your name again?”
Confusion spread over the man’s face. His eyebrows separated a little as the
tension and anger leaked out of his head, replaced by curiosity. He moved toward
the chair, facing Larry the whole time, keeping the hand cannon aimed squarely
at his eyes. “I’m Ray.” His eyes widened. “Now, that ain’t my real name! No!
Let’s just say it is, so you can talk to me. Okay?”
Larry nodded. “Are you hungry then? You don’t look so good.”
“I’m fine. Okay?.” The phone rang again. Ray stood up quickly, almost jumped.
The gun started its dance again, the tip drawing laser-circles around Larry’s
head, chest, the wall behind him. “Look at the ID. Is that the security people
again? Is it?”
Larry leaned forward. The phone was obscured by a thin sheet of pea-green that
was now covering everything. He squinted to read the phone. “No, its my
neighbor. She hasn’t spoken to me in months. I guess she’s worried about you. I
mean, because of you. Security always worries everyone when they do things like
that. Hey, why don’t you shoot the phone? Does that thing work?” He pointed at
the gun.
Ray yelled “What, you want me to make a shitload of noise so people come running
in here? I don’t think so, man. Don’t even think about answering the phone.”
Larry was quiet for a minute. “Look, the walls in this place are soundproof. You
could fire a cannon in here and nobody would hear it. Watch.” Larry proceeded to
scream at the top of his lungs. “FUCK A MONKEY! LA FOOM ZHAI POOP SHINGALING
DOOF!” He continued on for a few seconds, Ray getting increasingly agitated,
shouting for him to shut up.
“What the fuck is wrong with you man, you want me to shoot your stupid ass?”
“No, no. I want you to shoot the phone. Its always talking. Always trying to
make me move. It wants me to give it attention. The stupid thing doesn’t serve a
purpose. Its loud. It doesn’t have a reason. It wakes me up! What right does it
have? What right? Just shoot it. Look, nobody is here, and I just screamed my
head off. See? Nobody can hear it. Just shoot the phone. It will be spectacular.
It will be so great. Take the life out of it, take the struggle out. The thing
is just wrong. Why should it do anything? Its not even alive. Just shoot it. It
will be a lot-“ The gun shot was incredibly loud, but nobody else in the
building heard it. The phone exploded, along with the table it was on. “Wow, I
guess it does work.”
Ray’s face was plastered with surprise. Larry was watching the fire, green and
yellow, that only he could see, leaping from the phone, straining for the
ceiling. Ray was watching Larry’s face. Shifting, twitching, eyes wandering
disconnected from each other, Larry’s face was like a plastic doll in a
microwave. It slowed, stopped. Larry turned to Ray. “So, you want something to
eat? I think there’s some Chinese in there.”
Ray was sweating. He lowered his gun for the first time, absently pointing it at
Larry’s groin. “Yeah, uh, yeah. Okay. You get it, huh? Put it on the table.”
When Larry got up and walked into the kitchen, one foot in a brown sock, one in
a loafer, Ray pulled off his black coat, taking care to keep the gun pointed in
Larry’s general direction. He had on a dark gray t-shirt underneath. His arms
were stick-thin and sallow, ribboned with red highways racing up his arms toward
exits invisible above the edges of his sleeves.
Larry got out some cardboard containers, placed them on the table, and turned to
Ray. He spotted the marks on Ray’s inner elbows. “Hey, looks like you’ve been
sleeping with your friend and mine, Mr. Brownstone. How is that stuff anyway?
I’ve been meaning to give it a try.”
“What, you think that’s fucking funny?” Ray blurted. “You think I’m a fucking
joke? Fuck you man. Back the fuck up.”
Larry looked genuinely shocked. “I was just trying to be friendly Ray. I was
serious. My head is pretty empty sometimes. I really wanted to know if drugs and
stuff maybe could fill it back up? See, things get really green sometimes. I
mean, now, they’re just a little green. So’s the problem. Which I forget is
what. Its like a window…” trailing off.
Ray ignored him, and sat down at the little table in the kitchen. He tried
eating the food with one hand, decided that it wasn’t going to work, and looked
at Larry. “Okay, I’m going to put this gun down. You’re going to stay there.” He
put the gun on the table, and began to eat ravenously. He shoved handfuls of
rice into his mouth, barely chewing. He hadn’t eaten in a couple of days. Larry
sat down in a chair, and stared at the gun.
The rust spots on the gun began to move. They marched around, changing patterns,
making signs and signals that nobody would ever understand, certainly not Larry.
They started to whisper. It wasn’t English. Larry couldn’t understand what they
were saying, but that was okay. They were moving and he hated them. He glowered
at them. They were soon covered by a thick fog of green. The gun began to twitch
on its own, to wiggle back and forth on its side.
Ray’s head jerked up, dropping rice on the table. “What the fuck? I told you to
stay over there!” Larry just stared at the gun. Didn’t respond. Didn’t blink.
The gun moved back and forth, rocked erratically, sounded dully on the wooden
table. Ray had already decided that the guy was insane. Here was more proof. He
took the gun and put it in his lap. Larry continued to stare at the same spot.
Ray finished his rice, and after a while he had emptied all the cardboard
containers. He looked up at Larry, who was asleep with his head on the table.
There was a little black scorched spot where the gun had been on the table. A
thing strand of smoke rose from it. “What the hell…” Ray backed up, dropped down
on the couch in the living room, still watching into the kitchen. Larry didn’t
stir. Ray noticed a sour, dusty smell rising up from the couch. He got up and
moved to the recliner. He had to think.
He didn’t have anywhere to go. His girlfriend had thrown him out of their
apartment a couple of weeks before. He had been sleeping at friends houses. He
had run out of friends that morning when the last friend found out that Ray had
stolen two hundred dollars from him. Now he had nowhere to sleep. This guy,
though. This weird guy, with the dead fucking cat in the apartment, with the
fucking mess everywhere, who apparently buys shitloads of Chinese food and never
eats any. Maybe he could stay here. Maybe he could get some money out of the
guy. He obviously had some, living in a place this expensive. Maybe….Ray fell
asleep, logy from the food he head eaten. The gun dropped onto the floor next to
the recliner with barely a sound on the thick carpet. Larry didn’t stir. Ray
snored. Ray was his real name. He had been scared and confused and blurted out
his real name without thinking, and now he was reliving that moment over and
over again in his sleep, that single moment, for no reason, each time becoming
more bizarre. The words were distorted; the crazy guy’s face kept turning into a
shiny green blob. Everything made no sense but was perfectly understood, such
was the style of dreams.
Some time later, Larry woke up. He went to the living room and stared at Ray. He
saw Ray from a year ago. Strong, smart, useful, alive. Now Ray was dead sticks.
He had no purpose. Larry saw why Ray was dying. He had realized that there
wasn’t any point in doing anything else. The only sensible thing was to die.
That was the only adventure open to him. Anything else was masturbation. Larry
sympathized. He saw how Ray had been thrown out by his girlfriend. She had been
sick of Ray, but threw him out because he had lost his job and couldn’t pay for
her heroin any more. Larry realized that Ray knew he was dying, and he
understood that Ray didn’t want to die. He was trying to save up money for a
rehab program. He had been trying so hard, and had even managed to save two
hundred dollars he had stolen for a few days before he blew it on some funny
stuff in little plastic bags.
Larry’s face twisted into a scowl.
What fucking right does he have? He can’t just stop dying. He understands! Why
would he try if he understands? Why won’t he die? People like this…he get’s
it…he does the only sensible thing…then he backslides. Backslides. He’s a
coward. He can’t march. He saw what was coming, the last adventure. The final
frontier. He got scared. Pansy. Scaredy cat. He’s no better than anyone else.
He’s going to fix himself. He’s going to get healthy again, go against nature,
bring chaos. He’s going to keep moving. Entropy. He’s going to be like the rest,
look for a message that isn’t there. This is stupid! Why would he? He’s almost
there!
Larry’s face was bright red. He bent over and picked up the gun. His anger
flowed down into his hand, clenching it. He pointed the gun at Ray’s head. He
pulled the trigger. The noise was deafening. Nobody else heard it. Larry stopped
scowling. He looked relieved.
Larry went back to the couch and sat down. He threw the gun on the floor. He
sighed contentedly at his apartment.
Dead sticks.
He decided to watch some TV. There was a wonderful show on. It was all green
clouds. He stared in fascination. He smiled. He was beautiful.
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